<![CDATA[Sketch Reed Art And Design]]> http://sketchreed.webs.com/sketchsblog.htm Freewebs <![CDATA[The Sage Of Technology Finally Shows Up For The Interview]]> http://sketchreed.webs.com/sketchsblog.htm?blogentryid=4137727 Well, it's October 22, 2 days after the Sage of Technology said he would reveal new info about Volume 3, and lo and behold, the Sage Of Technology still hasn't shown up.

I swear, that's the last time I sign up for one of those stupid psychic chatrooms.

Anyway...

POOF!!!!

SAGE--It is I, the Sage of Technology! What do you want to know?

ME-- ....Oh, now you show up.

SAGE--Sorry, but I had to attend a seance. We were trying to call up the ghost of Elvis.

ME-- ....

SAGE-- It turns out that Elvis isn't really dead, so we just had to sit there for 2 days.

ME-- If he's not dead, then where is he?

SAGE-- <whispering> THE ALIENS HAVE HIM!

ME-- ...

SAGE-- You do that triple dot thing a lot, don't you?

ME-- You know it. Soo, how about answering some questions, huh?

SAGE-- ...

ME-- Quit stealing my line, you dodo. Now, why did Sketch decide to change the look of the series with Volume 3?

SAGE-- Read the book. It tells you. But just for a hint, it involves--

ME-- Yes?

SAGE-- <GASPS> ...politics!

ME: Ooookay. So, what is the meaning of life, exactly?

SAGE-- Well, for me to answer that, you need a premium membership with the Millenium Psychic Chatroom. It costs $99.90 for 3 months--

Click! beeeeeeeeeep....

SAGE-- Hello?

The transcript ends here (for obvious reasons).

SKETCH REED

]]> http://sketchreed.webs.com/sketchsblog.htm?blogentryid=4137727#topBox http://sketchreed.webs.com/sketchsblog.htm?blogentryid=4137727 Wed, 22 Oct 2008 09:42:00 -0100 <![CDATA[Sketch Interviews the Sage Of Technology Regarding Thoughts And Ideas: Volume 3]]> http://sketchreed.webs.com/sketchsblog.htm?blogentryid=4070886 We all have burning questions that we want answers to. These questions usually are unanswerable questions of the universe, such as, "Why am I here?", "What really happens if you microwave raw eggs?" and my favorite, "What the heck is up with the total style and asthetic change of Thoughts And Ideas: Volume 3?!"

I can't really help you with the first two (unless you happen to have a microwave that you don't really use...heh-heh), but if your question involves Volume 3, fear not: the Sage of Technology has the answers.

What follows is the transcript of my interview with him. I asked the questions (Q) and he provided answers (A). Enjoy

(link opened)

....FEHDJFASJLD--Ding!

Q: Welcome, Great Sage. I have questions.

A: And just like Radio Shack, I have answers.

Q: When does Volume 3 come out?

A: Volume 3 will come out on the creepiest day of October, Oct. 31, Halloween.

Q: Why did Sketch Reed change the style of the series?

A: All will be revealed in due time.

Q: I thought you said you had the answers, you dope! ANSWER ME!

A: I already did. Due time happens to be October 20th. Ask me again then.

Q: ... oookay, so what kind of stories will be featured in Volume 3?

A: One ghost story, and one story about something else...

Q: What is the something else?

A: ...goodbye...

Q: Huh?

FSSSSSZZZT...........

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The transcript ends here.

TO BE CONTINUED

]]> http://sketchreed.webs.com/sketchsblog.htm?blogentryid=4070886#topBox http://sketchreed.webs.com/sketchsblog.htm?blogentryid=4070886 Tue, 07 Oct 2008 11:19:00 -0100