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Thu, 13 Nov 2008 05:20:00 -0100

in an advertising mood now! :D (read: listing down my christmas list)

y'all MUST see this.

i'll start swimming AGAIN if i actually have this...at least i wont have to swim and walk around with my swimming costume with numerous big holes at the back.

not like i dint know about drag and the physics but OMG is this suit nice?!

AND THIS AND THIS AND THIS, OMG.

...this is the hawwwwwtest thing, since trench coats! I want!

I'm actually beginning to covet a bit...whoops.

Tennis was never a hot sport without stella mcCartney (K)

OMG, i really love stella mccartney, like HOW HOT ARE HER DESIGNED CLOTHES for practically everything. To top it off, she has her very own perfume (okay i am starting to sound 101% bimofied) BUT YEAH OMG I HAVE THE MINI (read: free) BOTTLE OF

STELLA IN NEW PEONY.

such a tacky name, ha ha. it sounds more like RICE. but i am very excited now can!! SUCH PRETTY PIECES OF ART (L)

oh, did i gush that WE GOT A Wii, with so many freaking fun games! And y'all you HAVE to buy Raving Rabbids 2, whereby Megan Pang and I are their unofficial advertisers. its so fun okay, it's just that MY poor hand eye coordination is an unwelcomed HINDERANCE.

Come crash my house to play! :]

...I am totally excited about Trauma Center: New Blood on the Wii!

hee hee it's a medical game.

And did i mention that a hospital is the number 1 eye candy place.

Sun, 02 Nov 2008 03:58:00 -0100

update, yo.

on the first note, i am SO going to name my daughter Yale Diane.

(no, cherylkoh, i dont care if YOUR KEYS are called Yale!)

Yale is such a wonderful awesome name dont y'all think?!

awww my dream university (L)

on another more depressing note, subject options suck shit.

like i totally screwed up Sec 2 so yeah got screwed up options that are SO NOT going to let me get into Yale.

(i hear my mom gossiping about C1b right now)

oh well going to appeal for trip sci yo and pray and pray that i get in.

...maybe i am just being paranoid, quotes awong

'stop being paranoid! your life will not be screwed up if you dont get trip sci okay?!'

UGH.

I HAVENT GOT THE FREAKING CALL YET LAH.

Calm is my (another) middle name,

together with 'propriety', 'awesome' and a whole lot others hee :D

havent watched HSM3 yet.

watched Max Payne with Jeanette and Chantel Bimbo Bay on friday!

...AND I WAS COVERING MY EARS AND CRINGING FOR SUDDEN GUNSHOTS/WEIRD HALLUCINATIONS from the start.

and remind me i owe them three bucks.

and did i mention that i subjected myself to Movie Hell without looking at the MOVIE POSTER.

cause apparently i couldent FIND IT CAUSE A COUPLE OF AHLIANAHBENGS were blocking them with their denim supershortnoteven there pants.

you know what i mean.

and when i finally located the freaking poster AFTER THE MOVIE shivering and (also) having hallucinations of freakish black bats/eagles/whatthehellisitcalled?, i totally would not want to watch that heart thumping i-wanna-go-home show.

Go watch it yourself people.

(and Chantel was a even bigger wimp.)

OH DO Y'ALL WANT TO COME FOR MY CHURCH'S CHRISTMAS BASH ON THE 20TH OF DECEMBER, JURONG STADIUM?

its a really big thing so please come (:

RSVP ME FOR DETAILS, HONS.

omg which reminds me of tomorrow's modelling rehearsals shit at suntec ugh.

with like the weird st andrew guys and the whistling-at-them indian international girls, it completely freaks me out.

okay just see on the 5th people.

suntec convention hall, 2-5pm!

>:]

...my tamagotchi is paused.

edit/ I KNEW IT I KNEW IT! AUNT ROSE VISITED.

Sat, 18 Oct 2008 22:59:00 -0100

happy birthday zaccy :D

(yeah marry hudgens so manda's fanasty bubble will pop once and for all!)

and,

HAPPY

BIRTHDAY

KIMI!

(swoons)

-inserts hugs and kisses- :D

tsk. so much better than the uncute/unhot/arrogant lewis freak whom marie is in love with.

again, yaknow proves her very bad taste, and to further (smirk smirk) accentuate it, have a look people

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ahh-ingly handsome?!

and hamilton the crazzhead, crashed!

on another note!

screwed everything.

which means, no more freedom.

i dont know, but i felt so disappointed in like every aspect of my screwish life.

i guess i am going through this really crabby patch of trouble in my life and i dont know what to do right now.

and the only thing i can do now is to cast all my troubles in my studies and my life onto God and let Him handle everything cause i totally dont know how do i start changing it all.

but Melissa? heard that you're also going through this. i dont know, but i know that the best way is to stay happy on the outside and remain optimistic on the inside although you are hurting like crazy inside.

i'll pray for you/your mom/my mom/and myself.

sometimes, life is not a straight road as you think it is.

Because He has set his love upon me, therefore will I deliver him: I will set him on high, because he has known my name. He shall call upon me, and I will answer him: I will be with him in trouble; I will deliver him, and honour him.

Pslams 91:14:15

O people of Zion, who live in Jerusalem, you will weep no more. How gracious he will be when you cry for help! As soon as he hears, he will answer you. Although the Lord gives you the bread of adversity and the water of affliction, your teachers will be hidden no more; with your own eyes you will see them. Whether you turn to the right or to the left, your ears will hear a voice behind you, saying, "This is the way; walk in it."

Isaiah 30:19-21

There is surely a future hope for you, and your hope will not be cut off.

Proverbs 23:18

through Him, i also learnt the lesson of thanksgiving and being contented.

okay this is so outdated, but really, reflection day was one of the most fulfilling times in 2008

it really heartened me to see the change, and the softening of hearts in people who in the beginning thought this was a waste of time/this is a boring sermon/"we're not christians/catholics"

it was just so great seeing your hearts open and receive the word, even as a non believer, cause God's just so awesome he loves y'all so much to even speak to you though reflection day :D

but yeah through that i totally learnt to be contented with what God has given me, my family and friends and teachers who have totally been such a blessing in my life but i never once thought of seriously thanking them for it, so thank you (:

Anyway, hate was totally considered taboo during that time, and i am not exaggerating, but i felt so good being filled up with love (L)

Thanked, apologised, hugged, wailed, got romance-sad movie type of emotional, but after that i so felt every mean thing i did/said was like WHOOSHed out, yeah!

love you all, people (:

and love you even more, God.

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 01:35:00 -0100

countdown: drama essay

TOTAL SPAZ AND FAINT OMG.

today's chinese paper was total rubbish, man. was practically STONING cause i freaking dint understand every single thing?!

OMG i just realised that my chinese sucked so much!

, and i am totally distressed that imma gonna minus 9 marks cause i left it blank?! which i actually realised its freaking 10%

whatever marie, life IS miserable ugh ugh ugh

shitty/iti/adj/slang 1.very unpleasant; of very poor quality: I'm not going to eat this shitty food. 2. mean; very unfair: What a shitty way to treat a friend!

Jolyne's apt use of the day:

'Chinese test/chinese/learning chinese/speaking chinese is ultimate world-class SHITTY.'

(cues violent sound-effects)

can you believe how i spent one paragraph talking about CHINESE? okay, i must be going insane.

oh well,

sugar & spice is a total hot show to watch, i am serious!

omg i really have to recommend this show, man! its so cooooooolz like, with all the bank robberies. although its totally immoral and everything BUT HEY ITS TEMPTING!

and this is like the first first first PG13 shows that there's like no ahem!

-cue the gasp of shock-

not even the NOT explicit ones. they dont even hint it man. like what shows do you expect me to watch HAHA!

hee hee and not to mention Kansas Hill! (L) she is like the only pretty girl on the show, baby!

just go google Mena Suvari :D

its SO amazing that she can be a really vulgar bitchy character but she is nice?!

..thats why the show is totally awesome yeah!

i shall promise to go on a movie marathon of cheerleaderkick movies after the exams.

OOH THE HOUSE BUNNY!

omg excited!

17 hours to drama exam/freedom

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 05:18:00 -0100

totally felt like centuries since i typed:

www.freewebs.com

WOW OMG CAN YOU BELIEVE THE SELF RESTRAIN I PRACTICED?!

all you people who are withering in devastation of my disapperance from this blog, y'all are suffering from a completely detrimental disease/whatever you call it-itis called

O.O.O.J.S [overly obsessive over Jolyne-Syndrome]

oh well your cure is back hah!

AND NO FREAKING WAY I CANT BELIEVE I ABSTAINED (read: biology chapter 6) FROM BLOGGING SHIT FOR 1 MONTH!

serious!

AND PEOPLE? YOU'RE IN LUCK CAUSE I AM IN A COMPLETELY COCKISH DAY TODAY hmmm.

okay. seriously people, get a load off the 'scandal at the church screaming incident'.

i just realised that exams made me more cheerful, much?!

oh wow.

i should reaaaaaaaaaly set up a business like, yaknow 'THE STRESS CLINIC. BEAT THE STRESS, GET STRESS'

okay i am totally lame okay?!?! (gives total cheekopek face which in fact, is incomparable to horny people like erina and marie)

yeah talking about my SIDEKICKS!

i totally felt better with them during the exams. and i just realised that i am a total good poet.

i would account all my stress relief outlets from sitting beside people like them.

who, instead of mugging and cramming over heavy garguantuan tomes of geography/history/chem like everyone else is buried in during the week before exams, with everyone having the fervid, studious look as they scrawled over pads (foolscap) the character traits of Hari and Lila, i just had to be located right beside horny, insane, irrelevant Marie Tan Pei En and Erina Tan May Xin who frittles their days smooching an Archuleta (read: ugh) popstar magazine, and glued to Mindsweeper Iphone.

GOODNESS ERINA WHO PLAYS SUCH A TACKY GAME ANYHOW?!

oh, and not to mention fantasizes and are both passionately involved in raking up series after series of M21 scenes to share it with the poor general public (read: me) and i am not exaggerating. (glowers at the proud authors) the scenes/lousy fairytales THEY come up with is FILLED with ultimately wannamakepeoplepuke and even hornier people like awong fascinated, of course-completely oozing raunchy details to the finest bit.

UGH UGH UGH WHY IS LIFE DOING THIS TO ME?!

y'all scandalized people, you. wont. want. to. know. the. details.

Warning: and IF these two infamous duo comes prattling to you with this, howdoyacallit....SCANDAL PROMISING line, SAY NO.

you WONT regret it, i promise.

yaknow it somehow comes like this:

'HEY EH EH THIS IS TOTALLY HOT (inserts incessant giggles)......' (usually comes from erina tan, i tell y'all)

'OMG THIS IS LIKE THE WORLD'S BIGGEST EXPOSE-with the frenchy e' (marie tan trying to use a new dictionary word. which happens to be mine)

and if you say no, of course both will simultaneously go 'put a bone in your mouth!'

,which, happens to be, my line.

DUH!

back to what i was saying.

yes, and MOREOVER, the Erina-Marie-Cabrini Tan trio also attempts to annihilate me by singing EVEN RAUNCHIER songs like Shake It, PDA and Promiscuous.

you cannot believe the torture.

but i cannot believe i am saying this, but i kind of APPRECIATED IT?!

which drives me to this rather much of a shocking confession- it kind of is a destresser.

GROSS MUCH!

because of all these, we are kind of immune to many cases of Mrs yeo's

'THIS IS NOT A TIME FOR YOU TO SOCIALIZE'

??!!?!

you can call it conferencing.

and like not to mention Marie's smart-ass tactic of pretending to find her homework.

like eg.

(Mrs Yeo clatters into class)

Jolyne, Marie, Erina: (simultaneously) Shit!

Yeo: Girls, settle down! yak yak yak yak about Volume of sphere = somethingsomething

Okay, do question 9 (FYI 8/9/10 are hard as shit questions)

0.5 amazing seconds later.

Okay! lets discuss the questionsyakkkityakblah DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO? OKAY SHOW ME THE ANSWERS

[clickclacks her way to The Notorious Back Tans]

Howeverth (Quotes Marie's ths), Jolyne Tan was in the midst of waking up from a snooze, stretches and frantically starts combing file in haste for her non existent foolscap paper to scrawl the question. At this moment, the alluring she, yanks out the calculator and let it drop with a clatter on her table, thus attracting the Yeo's attention.

Meanwhileth, Marie Tan breaks out of her reverie of her (ugly) archuleta and lewis hamilton dreams, shoves Popstar underneath her likened to be a trashcan table and begins 1. tying her shoelaces 2. packing her trashcan table 3. finding her homework (and burrowing her head into a pile of notes).

And the worst of all, Erina Tan (surprisingly) hears Yeo's clatter of heels and stuffs MineSweeper under the table/pocket and PULLS OUT A ALREADY DONE MATH EXERCISE. what the hell erina?!

Julia Yeo: 'Where is your math homework/question/revision/exam paper?!'

(gives withering glance to me and cluttered with geography notes table)

Julia Yeo to me: 'START DOING NOW!'

Marie CONTINUES TO TIE HER SHOELACES.

Erina gives a big smile, while WAVING HER DONE PAPER.

(julia yeo gives me a disparaging eye and walks away)

WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE SHIT!

you two are getting it.

SHALL RETURN BLOGGING TOMORROW :D