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A Message From Obama: Barack Obama (Armisen) addresses us about him winning the Nobel Peace Prize, and also winning the lottery.

Monologue: Drew Barrymore shows us some tapes of her ancestors performing (Elliott, Samberg, Wiig, Slate, Thompson, Pedrad, Hader), with similar qualities.

Gilly: Gilly (Wiig) annoys her classmates (Elliott, Moynihan, Thompson) and teacher (Forte), along with the new Italian exchange student Gigli (Barrymore).

Celebrity Ghost Stories: Celebries recall close-to-paranormal stories. Celebrities include Billy Bob Thorton (Samberg), Anna Faris (Elliott), Sharon Osbourne (Barrymore), Ray Parker Jr. (Thompson), Matthew McConaughey (Justin Long), and Charlyne Yi (Pedrad).

University of Westfield: An online college commercial has spokesmen (Slate, Pedrad, Thompson) tell how how to avoid telling job intervewers that you went to an online college.

La Revista Della Televisione: Vinny Vedicci (Hader) has Drew Barrymore on, along with his younger son (Moynihan) who has a drinking problem.

Musical Performance: Regina Spektor performs "Eet".

Weekend Update: Seth anchors. Guests include James Carville (Hader), Scrooge McDuck (Samberg), and Maya Angelou (Thompson).

1991 Pool Tournament: Two announcers (Forte, Sudeikis) keep on plugging in Tampax with different sayings during a match between two contestants (Barrymore, Wiig).

Cooking al Fresco: Fran (Barrymore) and Phil (Samberg) have a cooking show on a roof of a building with Guy Fieri (Moynihan), but their show is ruined when crows attack them.

Larry King Live: Larry King (Armisen) has guest correspondents (Barrymore, Wiig, Sudeikis) on to talk about the recent sexual scandals.

SNL Digital Short: Brenda & Shaun: Brenda (Barrymore) and Shaun (Armisen) are old 80's entertainers, who eventually lose their jobes because they are mediocre entertainers.

Musical Performance: Regina Spektor performs "The Calculation".

Hamilton: At a book reading, a women (Barrymore) tells everyone (Sudeikis, Pedrad) about her old boyfriend, Hamilton (Forte), who sneaks her back into his life, when he reappears.
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A Message From Obama: Barack Obama (Armisen) talks to us about how he hasn't accomplished anything since January.

Monologue: Ryan Reynolds demonstrates the differences between acting in an action movie and acting in a love movie.

Mostly Garbage: A dog owner (Sudeikis) tells us about how he feeds his dog with garbage.

Celebrity Family Feud: The Osmonds (Reynolds, Elliott, Moynihan, Armisen) versus The Phillips (Hader, Wiig, Pedrad, Samberg). The Phillips release their incest secret.

SNL Digital Short: I'm An Adult: A man (Samberg) throws tantrums towards other people (Moynihan, Slate, Reynolds, Elijah Wood) and throws things to the ground.

Mike's Fountraintry: Mike (Armisen) tells us why we should by fountains, while his daughter Lexi (Scarlett Johansson) and his step-son (Reynolds) advocate for him.

Deep House Dish: D.J. Dynasty Handbags (Thompson) and T'Shane (Samberg) introduce us to new techno music with various artists (Wiig, Reynolds) including Lady GaGa and Madonna (real), who have a cat fight on stage.

Musical Performance: Lady GaGa performs "Paparazzi".

Weekend Update: Seth anchors. Guests include Arnold Swarzeneggar (Hammond), Charles Barkley (Thompson), and Mahmoud Admajenajad (Armisen) with his wife (Pedrad).

So You Committed A Crime And You Think You Can Dance?: Jail Contestants (Forte, Armisen, Thompson) dance with women (Pedrad, Wiig, Slate) in front of Kevin Federline (Samberg), Nancy Grace (Elliott), Nathan Lane (Moynihan), Phil Spector (Hader), and their trainer (Reynolds).

International Masterworks: Actors (Wiig, Armisen, Reynolds, Hader, Samberg) try acting with American accents, even though their native toungue is Norwegian.

Musical Performance: Lady GaGa performs "LoveGame", which segues into a piano version of "Bad Romance", "New York", and "Poker Face".

Backstage: Lady GaGa and Andy Samberg are wearing the same bubble outfit for the after party, which makes Lorne Michaels and Kristen Wiig decide whether or not if they should change their outfits.
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A Message From Gadafi: Gadafi (Armisen) addresses the UN about his disorganized speech on Thursday, and, once again goes off topic.

Monologue: Megan Fox talks about all the faux naked pictures of her on the internet, while an audience member (Moynihan) shows her his painting.

Bladdivan: To compensate for shy urination, men (Armisen, Forte, Hader) take Bladdivan.

Airflight Attendents: Two attendants (Fox, Wiig) tell passengers (Elliott, Thompson, Moynihan, Samberg, Slate, Pedrad) that the plane is going to go through a servere crash, but don't stay focused on the problem.

Russian Marriage Chocies: A man (Forte) tells a Russian merchant (Hader) that he is not sure which women to marry: The cute women (Fox) or the ugly women who is ten dollars cheaper (Armisen).

SNL Digital Short: The Date: A strange man (Forte) who works for the SWAT team eventually turns down a cute girl (Fox) who is into him.

Grady Wilson's Sex Moves: Grady Wilson (Thompson) tries to sell his DVD on how to spice up your love life. He is helped by a friend (Fox) in the moves.

Musical Performance: U2 performs "Breathe".

Weekend Update: Seth anchors. Guests include Jean K. Jean (Thompson) and Judy Grimes (Wiig).

Live Lounge: A girl (Fox) shows us what kind of people are calling the single girl phone line at the time.

Musical Performance: U2 performs "Moment of Surrender".

Biker Chick Chat: 3 motorists (Slate, Fox, Wiig) argue and chat about biking.
NOTE: Jenny Slate, in her sketch-dialogue debut, slips out the F-bomb, and becomes the 4th cast member to do so, along with Paul Schaffer, Charles Rocket, and Norm MacDonald.

SNL Digital Short: Transformers: Andy Samberg visits Megan Fox's apartment. While he's there, Optimus Prime is jealous.

Your Mom Talking To Megan Fox While You Get Ready: Your mom (Wiig) awkwardly talks to Megan Fox like any other mom would.

Musical Performance: After the goodnights, U2 performs "Ultraviolet (Light My Way)"
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